Besmear

Besmear \bih-smeer\ verb

1. to spread or smear all over
2. to make filthy
3. to defile

To besmear one’s reputation is to tarnish it.

Butyraceous

Butyraceous \byoo-tuh-rey-shuh s\ adj

1. of the nature of, resembling, or containing butter
2. having the consistency of butter

Susie: “Come take a bite of these cookies Freddy!  I used extra butter!”

Freddy takes a bite: “They’re so butyraceous!”

Paronomasia

Paronomasia \par-uh-noh-mey-zhuh\ noun

1. the use of a word in different senses or the use of words similar in sound to achieve a specific effect, as humor or a dual meaning; punning.
2. a play on words
3. a pun

Prepare yourself for some extreme lameness…

Susie: “Freddy, you can’t put your bicycle over there!”

Freddy: “Why not?”

Susie: “A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.”

Freddy: “Your paronomasia is so funny!”